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Sects to See

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1.
Pizza Party on the Beach 01:36
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There's gonna be pizza It's gonna be a pizza party Cashedmychequeyesterdayeverythin'llbeOKtomorrowit'llbegone awayyourfavouritebandisgonnaplay There's gonna be pizza It's gonna be a pizza party on the BEACH There's gonna be drugs I'm gonna be wearing my speedo Thesunisshiningallthetimegrababeerandgrabalimesandycheezy pizzagrimeitshouldbeacriiiiime There's gonna be pizza It's gonna be a pizza party on the BEACH on the BEACH on the BEACH on the BEACH on the BEACHon the BEACHon the BEACHon the BEACHon the BEACHon the BEACHon the BEACHon the BEACHon the BEACH IT'SGONNABEONTHEBEACH ON THE BEACH
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I Tried Crack 01:16
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Another day with nuthin ta do Nobody knows what I'm goin through Green's still green and blue's still blue I think it's time for sumthin new I tried crack I robbed a bank I killed a dog... it was a nice little doggie It's really nice being rich now I can buy anything I want I don't want diamonds or rubies you know that there's only one rock for me I tried crack I robbed a bank I killed a dog... it was a nice little doggie AH AH OOH OOH AH AH I tried crack I robbed a bank I killed a dog... it was a nice little doggie :(
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Corporate Whores aka Fuck Bruce Springsteen 01:30
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a killer record deal for Sects to See didn't understand the complexity of the contract but we signed it anyway and we signed it right away! OH MY GOD WE'RE GONNA BE RICH! - Corporate say two days is enough to make a record - I think at least a week is a more reasonable amount of time - Don't they know we don't have a studio? or songs? TWO DAY DEADLINE Corporate doesn't like our killer sound "You guys sound ugly and loud and mean" We said "Corporate waddaya mean?" They said "Saxes and pianos like Burce Springsteen" SAXES AND PIANOS LIKE BRUCE SPINGSTEEN Corporate says I needa have a saxophone Corporate says I needa have a fuckin piano Corporate says I needa have a saxophone Corporate says I needa have a fuckin piano ...I kinda like that piano...who's that sax man? FUCK BRUCE SPINGSTEEN FUCK BRUCE SPINGSTEEN
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I Want a Girl With a Halfhead 01:25
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I WANNA GIRL WITH A HALFHEAD I'm sick of girls who have full heads of hair Oh baby please won't you shave off half your head right side...left side...IDONTCARE Sleepin in your bed I want the shaved side up Keep your hair aginest the pillow Feel your crew cut Feel your locks Girl when you wear a toque You know I wanna hafta roll it off Use half as much shampoo I'll do it myself, I know when to stop Sleepin in your bed I want the shaved side up Keep your hair aginest the pillow Feel your crew cut Feel your locks SHAVE IT OFF SHAVE IT OFF SHAVE IT OFF SHAVE IT OFF SHAVE IT OFF SHAVE IT OFF BABY WON'T YOU SHAVE IT OFF Sleepin in your bed I want the shaved side up Keep your hair aginest the pillow Feel your crew cut Feel your locks
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Ghosts and Unwanted Hosts 01:34
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I'm afraid of everything... Ghosts, Demons, Artificial Ghosts and Female Goblins, Crowd Demons, Animal Ghosts, Unwanted Hosts and Subtle Sorcerers, Black Serpents and Witches, Funnel Ghosts, Shadow Ghosts, Dark Matter, Dark Entities, Animal Ghosts.
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Stealing From Your Friends 02:06
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I used to be young and innocent I used to be rich WHAT THE FUCK NOW I'M POOR But I got a solution...gotta solution STEALINFROMYOURFRIENDSSTEALINFROMYOURFRIENDSSTEALINFROMYOURFRIENDSSTEALINFROMYOURFRIENDS GET RICH I steal their cheese, I steal their TVs, their toiletries I don't care if it's big or small, I will steal anything Fuck my friends, who gives a shit? I will steal anything! FUCK 'EM It's not my fault, they're fucking dumb and you know that I gotta get rich I trick them into paying my rent OH! IT'S SO EAAAAASSSSSYYYY! STEALINFROMYOURFRIENDSSTEALINFROMYOURFRIENDSSTEALINFROMYOURFRIENDSSTEALINFROMYOURFRIENDS GET RICH I steal their drugs, their coffee mugs, I STEAL THEIR DRUGS BASS! STEALINFROMYOURFRIENDSSTEALINFROMYOURFRIENDSSTEALINFROMYOURFRIENDSSTEALINFROMYOURFRIENDS GET RICH I steal their beers, cars, credit cards, diamond ringsguitarstringsfamilyheirloomsbicyclesclothingsunglasses OHMYGODIMRICH!
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Ladder 01:55
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My head is stuck, but in between I don't know what and I suspect I never will So I'll just give up searching for an answer now and if I ever do find one I'll just be happy with that, cause for how much more could I ask? Not a lot I don't think (not a lot I don't thiiiiink) I don't think a lot You've just returned and you expect a welcome Well come over here and we'll talk for a while and decide if you deserve that shit Cause I don't make friends with just anyone (just anyooooone) And I've got problems too... or maybe I don't, I'd like to think the latter I'd like to climb a ladder Spewing bullshit is the best way to write a song So I'll continue on this way until that's proven wrong And maybe a little longer after that cause I know as well as you do and maybe a little better the more time that passes in between the more we'll be upsetter so let's take this one last chance be sure to follow through and if we should happen to fail accept the awful thruth but I won't give up til you give up and I'll never really stop trying yeah
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Gloom 03:06
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LIFE IS A GLOOM WHO CARES?

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released October 16, 2013

All Songs written and recorded Thursday/Friday by Flank Sinatro and Napster Vertigo.

Mixed by Ron St. John
Mastered by Sven El Beanie

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