Sects to See

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released October 16, 2013

All Songs written and recorded Thursday/Friday by Flank Sinatro and Napster Vertigo.

Mixed by Ron St. John
Mastered by Sven El Beanie

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Track Name: Pizza Party on the Beach
There's gonna be pizza
It's gonna be a pizza party
Cashedmychequeyesterdayeverythin'llbeOKtomorrowit'llbegone awayyourfavouritebandisgonnaplay

There's gonna be pizza
It's gonna be a pizza party
on the BEACH

There's gonna be drugs
I'm gonna be wearing my speedo
Thesunisshiningallthetimegrababeerandgrabalimesandycheezy pizzagrimeitshouldbeacriiiiime

There's gonna be pizza
It's gonna be a pizza party
on the BEACH
on the BEACH
on the BEACH
on the BEACH
on the BEACHon the BEACHon the BEACHon the BEACHon the BEACHon the BEACHon the BEACHon the BEACHon the BEACH

IT'SGONNABEONTHEBEACH

ON THE BEACH
Track Name: I Tried Crack
Another day with nuthin ta do
Nobody knows what I'm goin through
Green's still green and blue's still blue
I think it's time for sumthin new

I tried crack
I robbed a bank
I killed a dog... it was a nice little doggie

It's really nice being rich now
I can buy anything I want
I don't want diamonds or rubies
you know that there's only one rock for me

I tried crack
I robbed a bank
I killed a dog... it was a nice little doggie

AH AH
OOH OOH
AH AH

I tried crack
I robbed a bank
I killed a dog... it was a nice little doggie :(
Track Name: Corporate Whores aka Fuck Bruce Springsteen
a killer record deal for Sects to See
didn't understand the complexity of the contract
but we signed it anyway
and we signed it right away!
OH MY GOD WE'RE GONNA BE RICH!

- Corporate say two days is enough to make a record
- I think at least a week is a more reasonable amount of time
- Don't they know we don't have a studio? or songs?
TWO DAY DEADLINE

Corporate doesn't like our killer sound
"You guys sound ugly and loud and mean"
We said "Corporate waddaya mean?"
They said "Saxes and pianos like Burce Springsteen"
SAXES AND PIANOS LIKE BRUCE SPINGSTEEN

Corporate says I needa have a saxophone
Corporate says I needa have a fuckin piano
Corporate says I needa have a saxophone
Corporate says I needa have a fuckin piano

...I kinda like that piano...who's that sax man?

FUCK BRUCE SPINGSTEEN FUCK BRUCE SPINGSTEEN
Track Name: I Want a Girl With a Halfhead
I WANNA GIRL WITH A HALFHEAD
I'm sick of girls who have full heads of hair
Oh baby please won't you shave off half your head
right side...left side...IDONTCARE

Sleepin in your bed
I want the shaved side up
Keep your hair aginest the pillow
Feel your crew cut
Feel your locks

Girl when you wear a toque
You know I wanna hafta roll it off
Use half as much shampoo
I'll do it myself, I know when to stop

Sleepin in your bed
I want the shaved side up
Keep your hair aginest the pillow
Feel your crew cut
Feel your locks

SHAVE IT OFF SHAVE IT OFF
SHAVE IT OFF SHAVE IT OFF
SHAVE IT OFF SHAVE IT OFF BABY WON'T YOU SHAVE IT OFF

Sleepin in your bed
I want the shaved side up
Keep your hair aginest the pillow
Feel your crew cut
Feel your locks
Track Name: Ghosts and Unwanted Hosts
I'm afraid of everything...
Ghosts, Demons, Artificial Ghosts and Female Goblins, Crowd Demons, Animal Ghosts, Unwanted Hosts and Subtle Sorcerers, Black Serpents and Witches, Funnel Ghosts, Shadow Ghosts, Dark Matter, Dark Entities, Animal Ghosts.
Track Name: Stealing From Your Friends
I used to be young and innocent
I used to be rich
WHAT THE FUCK NOW I'M POOR
But I got a solution...gotta solution

STEALINFROMYOURFRIENDSSTEALINFROMYOURFRIENDSSTEALINFROMYOURFRIENDSSTEALINFROMYOURFRIENDS GET RICH

I steal their cheese, I steal their TVs, their toiletries

I don't care if it's big or small, I will steal anything
Fuck my friends, who gives a shit? I will steal anything!

FUCK 'EM

It's not my fault, they're fucking dumb
and you know that I gotta get rich
I trick them into paying my rent
OH! IT'S SO EAAAAASSSSSYYYY!

STEALINFROMYOURFRIENDSSTEALINFROMYOURFRIENDSSTEALINFROMYOURFRIENDSSTEALINFROMYOURFRIENDS GET RICH

I steal their drugs, their coffee mugs, I STEAL THEIR DRUGS

BASS!

STEALINFROMYOURFRIENDSSTEALINFROMYOURFRIENDSSTEALINFROMYOURFRIENDSSTEALINFROMYOURFRIENDS GET RICH

I steal their beers, cars, credit cards, diamond ringsguitarstringsfamilyheirloomsbicyclesclothingsunglasses

OHMYGODIMRICH!
Track Name: Ladder
My head is stuck, but in between I don't know what
and I suspect I never will
So I'll just give up searching for an answer now and if I ever do find one
I'll just be happy with that, cause for how much more could I ask?
Not a lot I don't think (not a lot I don't thiiiiink)
I don't think a lot

You've just returned and you expect a welcome
Well come over here and we'll talk for a while
and decide if you deserve that shit
Cause I don't make friends with just anyone (just anyooooone)
And I've got problems too... or maybe I don't,
I'd like to think the latter
I'd like to climb a ladder

Spewing bullshit is the best way to write a song
So I'll continue on this way until that's proven wrong
And maybe a little longer after that
cause I know as well as you do and maybe a little better
the more time that passes in between the more we'll be upsetter
so let's take this one last chance be sure to follow through
and if we should happen to fail accept the awful thruth
but I won't give up til you give up and I'll never really stop trying
yeah
Track Name: Gloom
LIFE IS A GLOOM

WHO CARES?